Holy mackerel! If Elon Musk is serious about putting these futuristic battle tanks in the hands of the military, maybe we should start training tow truck drivers for combat, too. What’s the plan? Air-drop a fleet of rusty F-150s into battle zones? Gonna have to slap a turret on Mater and send him to the front lines, because these things clearly ain’t making it on their own. Built Ford Tough just took on Built Musk Fluff—and won. | Richard Ojeda